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AITA for trying to restore my empire?
I (1000+, M) have been the king of my planet for a thousand years. Back when I was a prince, we had a magical artifact, a music box, that allowed us to travel across dimensions, far extending the reach of our empire. This box was stolen by a longtime friend (presumably dead now, F), and due to the nature of the artifact, there was no way for me to retrieve it.
Lo and behold, just a couple months ago, an alien, M (13, F), showed up in the middle of my capital city, presumably by way of the box. I had her come stay in my castle as soon as she was well (there was an unfortunate incident with some stairs), and we made fast friends.
M told me in confidentiality that she had used the box to bring her and two of her friends (both also 13F) here to avoid being separated from them, and that she regretted not informing them of her intentions beforehand. I promised her that should we locate the box once more, she could use it to adventure with her friends as long as she liked, and she'd never have to lose them. This may have been a bit fanciful, but I did genuinely want her to be happy and not have to go through the same thing I did.
It wasn't long before one of M's friends, A, arrived looking for information about the artifact, which she had ended up with when the teleportation scattered the three friends across the continent. The artifact seemed to have lost its power, preventing her from simply returning home, so M and I did some research on how to recharge it.
The answer ended up involving M and A taking the box to three temples, during which time they reunited with their third friend, S. When the three of them returned with the charged box, S tried and failed to take over my throne, and in the process, it got out that I intended to use the box to restore my empire. The alien girls got surprisingly upset about this, and a fight broke out during which A very annoyingly turned out to have saved a fraction of the box's power for herself. To prevent M from stealing the box, I informed her friends of her secret.
They all had a little breakdown, which was very awkward to watch, and then M tried to steal the box again, so I was forced to stab her through the chest with my flaming sword. A and some companions of hers escaped through a portal, while S and her coup-accomplice made off to some backwoods town. I sent robot soldiers after them while I focused on reviving M.
Now, forgive me for the sidetrack here, but my empire is run with the assistance of a supercomputer (1000+, N/A) containing the intelligence of my planet's brightest, including my father. Seeing as M herself is also very intelligent, it demanded me to give it her body as a host, which I complied with.
The first alien world we decided to conquer, of course, was the world from which M, A, and S had come from. After all, it was right there. Unfortunately, this plan backfired miserably, as A beat me rather badly, and S wrecked the supercomputer. I was forced to accept shame and defeat.
Listen, I know that some of this sounds bad. Very bad. But I failed my empire 1000 years ago when I failed to see my friend's betrayal coming. I would have done anything not to fail it a second time, not when I could lose it all again forever.
And remember always, it's called marCANne, not marCANNOTne
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currently watching: unhhh (trixie mattel and katya's show on youtube) because it's ridiculous and they've got such good chemistry. also markiplier! excited for season 2 of good omens as well
currently reading: just finished rereading on earth we're briefly gorgeous by ocean vuong which is my favorite book of all time. it's so much to process but also like makes me feel seen so. also i'm gonna read midnight's children next
current obsession: kinda between obsessions tbh - hollow knight, the witcher, and the penumbra podcast have been sorta up there recently - i was really into omori for a week or so in june as well
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currently watching: rewatching cowboy bebop with my partner :3 (she hasn’t seen it before)
currently reading: nothing really lol
current obsession: mashup week megamix, omori, my ocs
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Last song: .. whatever just played in the davesport playlist I'm playing. (Which the song is called: “Imma Kill U” by Insane Clown Posse, playing the song “Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge).
Currently watching: uhh.. OMORI reaction vids,, and some DSAF playthrough.
Currently reading: re-reading some omori fics, reading some dmcb, and some more new omori fics.
Current obsession: DSAF, OMORI, DMCB, EVA/NGE. (Basically gays just dying/killing in weird ways, with the added religion thrown in it)
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last song: cats- sped up by the living tombstone lol
currently watching: tmnt 2012 and the dsaf playthroughs!
currently reading: not anything atm, but i last read otomerson's 'endless dreaming' on ao3!
current obsession: tmnt. i felt so bad at work because my coworker/friend was like "oh i saw you like tmnt" and i couldn't stop talking about how much i like it lol
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currently watching: hmm rwby i guess but its been a bit since i watched a new ep
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i do not hav a guinea pig google gave me this image tho
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“This character sucks and is terrible and you shouldnt like them and-“ this character fucked up as a child after a highly traumatizing experience